TO OUR DADDIES AND YOUNG MEN WHO WANT TO GET MARRIED

Compiled by Emeka Anyaogu

This is an interesting correspondence between a surprised customer and the system analyst of a computer software company. Hope you read between the lines.

Dear system analyst
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 8.0 to wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. But this wasn't mention in the product brochure. In addiction Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization and then monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as boys' night out 8.3 and Club 11.5 no longer run, instead it crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate 'Saturday hangout 6.3' always fail and 'Saturday shopping 7.1' runs instead with Christ centeredness 9.0 and effective Alter 7.0 plugins. As if that is not, it even prompts the system for active Monday Men's ministries Meeting autorun!

I cannot keep wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to Girlfriend 8.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

…And the system Analyst replies;

Dear customer
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from girlfriend 8.0 to wife 1.0 thinking that wife 1.0 wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually wife 1.0 is OPRATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge wife 1.0 and still convert back to girlfriend 8.0, as wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once it is installed. Some people have tried to install concubine 9.0 or wife 2.0 as an upgrade but have ended up with even more problems.

With wife 1.0, I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can when any fault or problem occur. Whatever you think has caused them, just run the… C:/APOLOGIZE/FORGIVE ME.EXE program and avoid attempting to use *escape-key for it will freeze the entire system. Consider downloading CHRIST CENTERDNESS 9.0 AND EFFECTIVE FAMILY ALTER 7.0 plugins, they are free system support software that will get the most of wife 1.0 running for you.
It may be necessary to run C:/APPOLOGIZE/FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as Perfume 2.0 and Quality time 5.0 or HUGS/KISSES 9:00 or TENDERNESS/ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0 or even eating out without the kids 7.2.1 (if child processing has already started)

WARNING!
DO NOT under any circumstance install secretary 2.1 (short skirt version) or one night stand 3.2 (any mood version) as this is not a supported application. It will adulterate your system and will almost certainly crash.
Thank you. Please feel free to contact us for additional assistance or visit our website www. Your pastor's counseling .come. …Happy Men's week to our Pinnacle Men!